ravenlord:

Russell Howard’s Good News: Snow

Truth…100% truth, especially the end.
 


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The Hangover - Stu’s Song

What do tigers dream of
When they take a little tiger snooze?
Do they dream of mauling zebras?
Or Hallie Barry in her catwoman suit?

Don’t you worry your pretty striped head
Were gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed
And then we’re gonna find our best friend Doug
And then we’re gonna give him a best friend hug
Doug Doug Oh Doug Doug Dougie Doug Doug

But if he’s been murdered by crystal meth tweakers…
Then we’re shit out of luck.